Post Offensives

So normally i go to the post office to drop of my packages but since the location by my house went broke and closed down; i decided just stick it in the convenient blue mail box. As i drive up to the mailbox, about to deposit my mail, i realize that- oh whats this ITS OPEN AND EXPOSING PEOPLES MAIL OUT OF THE BACK!!!! It will be open from now all the way until tomorrow around 5pm when somebody will do something. I'm sure the honest people in the neighborhood wont help themselves to the free netflix dvds? Being the honest person I am i had the idea to just remove the mail and bring them with me to another location; but as the notion entered my head I was interrupted by a passing police car and realized i would be sent to prison for even being in the vicinity of this mailbox. So i cautiously left a note for all the other dear patrons of the usps NOT to use this particular mailbox.

Government service at its finest

Facebook coincidences

Did this really just happen? Two of my friends who are random strangers just encountered each other at the same time; and facebook just told me about it...

Real ID Drivers License renewal

So it occurred to me last night while looking at my ID that its EXPIRED!!! So the logical thing to do is just go online and get a new one right?

The introduction of Nazi Florida is simple; its called REAL ID. To prove i am not an middle eastern extremist; apparently i need only 5 things Primary Identification, Proof of Social Security Number, 2 Proofs of Residential Address and a birth certificate. Sadly nor i or my parents have any of this information. So i guess i have to fly to Kenya and retrieve my birth certificate. Oh whats this? I need a valid form of Identification? HA my identification is expired. Who is the character who came up with this, what a card! har har

Let me remind you, this isnt about being able to drive on public roads- this is about public SAFETY. Everywhere i look I see dangerous suspicious extremists, i am so glad i can carry a card that not only clears my name as American but also allows me to operate my motor vehicle.

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Promethius

Have you ever thought for a moment that our beautiful little continent, on our pale blue speck of planet, in our insignificant galaxy within the incomprehensible enormity of the universe- that we are just a thought; a mere notion in the mind of the grand creator. That only a divine entity could have the sense of humor to dream up a sentient being, with the mental capacity of doubting his own creators existence.

New Skool

*Correction

For the record, pant saggin' is an antiquity from the early 90s period. It was not established in 2010; but instead capitalized by record labels dressing their actors to ride the coat tails of the gangster rap trend. They still wear them just as low but the only noticeable difference now is the decreasing size of the pant size IE skinny jeans.

By the year 2017, thugs will be saggin' bare-assed in jeggings.

Oh thank heaven!

Happy Seven Eleven day! Yes you can go celebrate by having a free slurpie but i will be enjoying a birthday cake; Happy birthday to me! In honor of this simultaneous day of excellence, i decided to visit my local 7-11 and wish them a happy day. They praised me as the official messiah of their company and we rejoiced together honoring the day of my birth. Thanks again, you tha' MAN Rafique!






Yeah this just happened; 7/11 on 7/11 at 7/11 with 7/11

thanks

Thanks instagram for turning everyone with an iphone into a professional photographer/supermodel. Education, internships, experience, talent, $5,000 dollars of photography and lighting equipment- throw it away!