Tuesday, July 31, 2012


Have you ever thought for a moment that our beautiful little continent, on our pale blue speck of planet, in our insignificant galaxy within the incomprehensible enormity of the universe- that we are just a thought; a mere notion in the mind of the grand creator. That only a divine entity could have the sense of humor to dream up a sentient being, with the mental capacity of doubting his own creators existence.

Saturday, July 14, 2012

New Skool


For the record, pant saggin' is an antiquity from the early 90s period. It was not established in 2010; but instead capitalized by record labels dressing their actors to ride the coat tails of the gangster rap trend. They still wear them just as low but the only noticeable difference now is the decreasing size of the pant size IE skinny jeans.

By the year 2017, thugs will be saggin' bare-assed in jeggings.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Oh thank heaven!

Happy Seven Eleven day! Yes you can go celebrate by having a free slurpie but i will be enjoying a birthday cake; Happy birthday to me! In honor of this simultaneous day of excellence, i decided to visit my local 7-11 and wish them a happy day. They praised me as the official messiah of their company and we rejoiced together honoring the day of my birth. Thanks again, you tha' MAN Rafique!

Yeah this just happened; 7/11 on 7/11 at 7/11 with 7/11

Sunday, July 1, 2012


Thanks instagram for turning everyone with an iphone into a professional photographer/supermodel. Education, internships, experience, talent, $5,000 dollars of photography and lighting equipment- throw it away!