So it occurred to me last night while looking at my ID that its EXPIRED!!! So the logical thing to do is just go online and get a new one right?
The introduction of Nazi Florida is simple; its called REAL ID. To prove i am not an middle eastern extremist; apparently i need only 5 things Primary Identification, Proof of Social Security Number, 2 Proofs of Residential Address and a birth certificate. Sadly nor i or my parents have any of this information. So i guess i have to fly to Kenya and retrieve my birth certificate. Oh whats this? I need a valid form of Identification? HA my identification is expired. Who is the character who came up with this, what a card! har har
Let me remind you, this isnt about being able to drive on public roads- this is about public SAFETY. Everywhere i look I see dangerous suspicious extremists, i am so glad i can carry a card that not only clears my name as American but also allows me to operate my motor vehicle.
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