Saturday, December 31, 2011


While i was cleaning my office desk and making room for the new year- at the bottom of a large stack of papers i found 2011 New Years Resolutions. Sometimes i set the bar so high that i dont take time to count my accomplishments. I ember making this list in December of last year, and setting some pretty difficult but tangible goals for me this year. It was refreshing to see and that i struck off 7 out of 8 goals! Sorry Spanish! lol Spanish looks sort of like an addendum thrown in there anyways.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011


Happy Hanukkah to all the jewish homies out there!
I love this time of year; in the spirit of Hanukkah and sensibility i will be doing my Christmas shopping AFTER Christmas because that is when everything is practically being liquidated at a seriously good deal!

Seasons greetings!

Monday, December 19, 2011

lord of the dance...

in my quest to better understand the official dance to dubstep, i have found (and confirmed) the following.


Now you can join your millions of dead starved comrades and may the god Pulgasari has mercy on your soul.

RIP Kim Jong Il... the inventor of the "Double bread with meat" (hamburger)

out with the old, in with the new!

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

worlds cheapest car

this is awesome. For the cost of a handful of Iphones- you can drive a CAR. Yes its the world's ugliest car, but a Nano CAR. at about $2,500 i call it the disposable car! Its awesome and i hope it catches on. Even though it is a glorified golf-cart; maybe one day I will be able to buy an electric VW SCOOT for the equivalent value of 2 iphones, a sandwich and 3 coco beans.

An American version of the Nano is being produced- 6 times as large with 13 highway miles to the gallon and a 6 pack beer holder.

Monday, December 5, 2011

The greatest sport of all time

I would like to thank all my friends for feeling the necessity to constantly update me with the latest football info on my Facebook; but let me remind you that the greatest sport in human history isnt football, basketball, baseball, tennis, golf, hocky, bad minton, boxing, pogs, kayaking, cricket, rugby, vollyball, tether ball, croquet, bmxing, Jai alai, waterpolo, soccer, womens softball and every other boring ass stupid sport... its professional wrestling. and here is the exact reason why:

In other news...

New Zealand doesn't like vandals who tag their buses with dildos.... and neither do I.