Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Florida Primaries

I was surprised today by the amount of people who told me not only are they NOT voting (which is perfectly ok) but dont ever want to vote. Jersey shore, Simon Cowell, Lebron and Miami Dolphins you win this round. You can still have your bread and circus, but if enough people remain ignorant- then we'll be 15 trillion in debt with 18% unemployment, be groped at the airport and having Americans assassinated or detained without a trial by the US government!

here are some uninteresting headlines completely unrelated to television watching that dont have anything to do with effecting our lives:






I am not bitter in the least bit, when i was younger i didnt register to vote because if i did i would be drafted into Iraq; so i held my political ideology to my self or restricted it to intellectual debate. But to refuse to? And at such a pivotal time to be asleep at the wheel! If you arent educated then there is no better time to start paying attention. If you still think your life isnt effected, you're wrong. TRUST ME, take it from somebody who lived without rights for so long; you'll miss them when they are gone!!!

"The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it."

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

the lower case i

It is not uncommon knowledge that internet has produced its own native vernacular. One ritual that i purposely engage in on the internet that i would never on paper, is the refusal to capitalize my "i"s. Why you ask? Well if you have to ask- then i'll have you know that many generic fonts used on certain websites and social networking do not differentiate there lower case "L"s with there upper case "i"s. For example lets say i am not feeling well; someone may misconstrue that instead of feeling Ill i may be feeling like
Rocky III

Now dont get me wrong, i may deviate if it is the beginning of the sentence- BUT that is only if the letter L doesn't immediately follow it!

PS- this is the internet and nobody knows who you are so you can tack on happy faces and 10 exclamation points

PPS- i have replaced all LOLs with LMAO- so that everyone reading will know i have an incredible sense of humor. All existing LMAOs have been upgraded with LMFAO accordingly.

the most dedicated of all lower case EYE fundamentalists.

Friday, January 20, 2012

Street singing Dead Heads

So i was walking to the post office to drop off some letters; when this old dead head starting singing to me "Livin on Reds, Vitamin C and Cocaaaaaine". He was confused and thought my Vatican Tattoo Shirt said Grateful dead lol. I would of joined in with him but i didnt know the full song. A random stranger singing to me is pretty awesome; but one upping him by singing the rest of the song in an impromptu duet would of been a spectacular moment in buffoonery.

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Vatican's Top 45 favorite movies!

i just noticed "Nosferatu" on that Vatican's top 45 favorite movie list.... lmao


Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Cookin with the Pauls!

Thank you so much to the Future First Lady for the very thoughtful card and the awesome new signed cookbook!!! I'll be cookin like the Pauls now!