Everybody walk the dinosaur

Tonight i venture into the masochistic abyss, one of the greatest of all time terrible movies to come out of the 1990s- "Mario Bros". I havent seen this quality film since it was in theaters and now i'm back to bear the shit storm. Bob Hoskins said this was the worst movie of his career; him and Leguizamo both started drinking heavily just to get through filming. This is what happens when you make the first ever film based on a nonsensical video game about plumbers; and a director that geared it toward adults but a studio that wanted to appeal to kids.

Open the door,
Get on the floor,
Everybody walk the dinosaur.

New Skool

*Correction

For the record, pant saggin' is an antiquity from the early 90s period. It was not established in 2010; but instead capitalized by record labels dressing their actors to ride the coat tails of the gangster rap trend. They still wear them just as low but the only noticeable difference now is the decreasing size of the pant size IE skinny jeans.

By the year 2017, thugs will be saggin' bare-assed in jeggings.