With the elections in full swing,
I thought I would share with you something I created to help you remember the
correct way to argue politics online. Since many of my friends at one point in
time have felt the wrath of my opinion and are still emotionally intelligent enough
to be friends, I give you my highest regard. This universal acronym can be used
when having a heated conversation with anyone online, but specifically against
the dreaded fedora wearing armchair neckbearded libertarian.
#1 FIGHT through their opinion. Even if you feel you are feeling defeated, always resort to physical threats, insults and name calling to break down the esteem of your opponent.
#1 FIGHT through their opinion. Even if you feel you are feeling defeated, always resort to physical threats, insults and name calling to break down the esteem of your opponent.
#2 UNFRIEND your opponent or family
from all social media. Since the entire point of an intellectual conversation
is to WIN, if you feel you are backed up into a corner- simply block them in
your privacy settings.
#3 CONSIDER their argument as a
mortal insult to your values and views on life in general.
#4 KEEP your mind closed and let
your emotions be your strongest ammunition of your argument, ignore links from
reputable sources. Be sure to use misspellings and elementary grammatical
errors to further insult the intelligence of your opponent.
Read and Remember the acronym above;
if you don't believe me, eat shit i'm always right and go fuck yourself because
your a stuped loser anyway.
