Sunday, March 27, 2011

WE DID IT ROBO!!!

WE DID IT!!! The Robocop Statue is officially a go! I never had any reason in my life to go to Detroit, until now! I cant wait until the day i am strolling through Detroit and see one of contemporary Americas greatest literary figures... ROBOCOP! I will look onto that statue and know that my support helped make it happen. IIIIIIDE buy THAT! for a dolllaarrrr!!!

This one goes out to the only cop i'll ever respect in my life- this ones for Alex Murphy

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Just mean

So i was doing some price comparison on some sign printing for a client of mine... And i notice Kemp Signs inc listing on yellowpages.com had quite a nasty review. I chuckled at its cruelty and cheap personal blow, senselessly posted on their business profile. I laughed but thought it was pretty mean spirited and had nothing to do with the company. When i called for a quote, they informed me that they dont do traditional sign printing- that they are more geared towards large 3 dimensional signage like McDonalds , Gas stations etc. She was kind enough to refer me to several other sign shops.

I then asked her if they ever saw the review on their listing from yellowpages. She said she didnt, and i had the pleasure of reading it to her. She was shocked and said that she knew EXACTLY who they were talking about- the owners ex partner. I said the review is 3 years old and they should look into getting it removed or at least refuting it. lmao

I posted this to make it known that although i occasionally like to troll on the internet and have a little guilty shameless fun at somebody else's expense from time to time- i know when to draw the line. This guy was just being mean spirited, somebody being friendly and talking proudly about their son and fishing shouldnt have to be penalized for it. I think "USUCKMAN" is the one who really sucks for being a miserable ahole.

Monday, March 14, 2011

pop!

now i can finally construct the worlds largest solid poprock crystal ever; strong enough to blow out a pair of wisdom teeth.





http://www.instructables.com/id/Pop-Rocks/

Thursday, January 27, 2011

NEW old new music.

thank god for facebook- it took myspace's place for informing me of new shitty music. It gets to the point now where music is so trendy; it warps and copies itself into a black hole. I heard somebody quoting an old Busta Rhymes song today- little did i know I was wrong...






Nicky Manage sounds like a gargled recording of Lady Gaga giving birth to Lil Wayne's baby, inside an active Jacuzzi of Diet Pepsi

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Being an Adult

Ring in the new year with the Cheshire Cat Adult Costume- for everyday use.

One Size fits all! Something tells me i shouldn't believe that...



http://www.buycostumes.com/Cheshire-Cat-Adult-Costume/19383/ProductDetail.aspx

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Merry Christmas!!!



Wishing you and your families a Happy holidays! Whether you find yourself surround by loved ones this year or home alone- here is a track listing of my favorite Christmas songs to fill your life with the Christmas Spirit.

Merry Christmas and God Bless us everyone!


Tom Petty- Christmas all over again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CHopZgA93E

Band Aid- Dont they know its Christmas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5cX_ncZLls

Willie Nelson- Pretty paper
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pVndbiNs-A

Beach Boys- little saint nick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSynDh_K0EE

Darlene Love - Christmas Baby please come home
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV8x7H3DD8Y

Elvis- Blue Christmas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK4BeD5I-Pk

Paul McCartney - Wonderful Christmas Time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9BZDpni56Y

Jose Feliciano - Feliz Navidad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAimJ-EXOF8

Johnny Mathis - The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRB0Wgr1j2o

Trans Siberian Orchestra!!! Christmas Eve/ Sarajevo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHioIlbnS_A

Bruce Sprintsteen- Santa Claus is coming to town
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Khpk9274gMg

Gene Autry- Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLf0DDt3Xiw

Brenda Lee - Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6xNuUEnh2g

Bobby Helms- Jingle Bell Rock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWXqmukiD3U

Burl Ives- Holly Jolly Christmas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up1t5siifEw

John Lennon and Yoko Ono- So this is christmas (the war is over)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBfEGETyGjs

Nat King Cole- The QUINTESSENTIAL Christmas Song!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDYvJhvMVXg

BING crosby- white christmas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJSUT8Inl14

Dean Martin- Let it snow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p87qLDgj4dk

Tom Jones & Cerys Matthews- Baby Its Cold Outside
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PceqPkTdYgA

Frank Sinatra- Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpPdl0StUVs

Wham- last christmas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI

Thurl Ravenscroft - You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzXKWKaxt3c

Saturday, December 18, 2010

the Opinion ZONE

Recently the Palm beach post has orgasmed at the notion of the reaction it can get by asking sheep of palm beach county whether a blond haired blue eyed first degree felon should walk away free with no prison time vs an African American. I am moved of how stupid a newspaper can take its readers for; but then again yeehaw opinion will always prevail here so i'll let you read the colorful opinions in the comment section on your own- but here is mine:

*EDIT* i was surprised to read SOME of the intelligent answers this time in the comment section!

I THINK the palm beach post does an elaborate job of asking a one sided question that can only have a single answer. An unbiased journalist wouldnt resort to childish name calling a 17 year old until she was 21 would they?

Here is a headline for you- Wealthy Palm beach millionaire’s son Robs drug dealer at gunpoint- girlfriend arrested as accessory.

why doesnt the palm beach tabloid delve into the seedy drug dealer, or even bother reporting about the boyfriend? Because the palm beach toilet paper post can sway a troglodyte opinion and create pressure in a court room all in the name of sensationalist media.