BBB

you know i just noticed that the Better Business Bureaus isn't registered with the Better Business Bureaus... but if they were i wonder what their score would be

spam

you know what would be cool? if i got spam emails about learning how to get into debt, reducing the size of my penis and watching girls read books on live webcam

and with that... i cue the music

Looking for a new gym

Well ive resorted to looking in the yellowpages and calling around for a new gym. My old one is in gardens and lets face it... i go to gardens like once a month. Even though the membership is only $10 a month- i got to find something by me.

Heres one i found in the yellowpages- with a great review! haha i had to share, cheers to the good people of West Palm for spreading love where ever they have to.


1/5 stars

Horrible Gym!!!

Provided by YellowPages.com

Posted by habrisme on 06/22/2010

This is a dirty, disgusting gym. DO NOT JOIIN!!!!! I found the daycare girl laying on the couch with custodian instead of watching my children. The bathrooms are disgusting and the employees are idiots. DO NOT JOIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Caps

In my constantly ongoing quest to find the perfect aerosol spray can depressing actuator tip (cap) i ran into this industrial website forum with a guy who was looking for a particular as well for a different purpose- and was responded by this awesome post.



(click to view full size)

or you can see it live here:

http://www.practicalmachinist.com/vb/105930-post5.html

Kicking the habbit

This was my total annual toll house cookie consumption haha.
I took this photo 6 months ago before i moved out of my old apartment.

Wheres my water pistol at?

so i won a new watergun on ebay for practically nothing and its been 2 weeks; so i sent the seller a question to ask if he sent it yet? and here is the answer i got:

"HEY MAN it was sent out last week. It was slow to go out since my nephew was murdered and i was out of town for his funeral. ALso when i got back my motor blew up in my car and I had to wait to get ride to post office since we live 25 miles from post office and don't have delivery here at home since it is a rural area and we have PO boxes. thanks"

the Dentist

So I just got back from the dentist...

He took some xrays of my head and told me that im going to have to get my wisdom teeth removed. He recommended a few oral surgeons, talked about costs and then installed a small rain cloud above my head. i think he forgot i was there to get drilled so after the x rays he was all happy to say good bye and see other patients walking in; when i was like "what are we going to do about my cavities?" . His demeanor changed and he told me to come back to the chair and quickly jostled some equipment together and gave me a single shot of novacane, then served 2 patients. "Nurse... Magazine please" and i was handed a Car and Driver magazine. At this point i was sort of paralyzed and just stared at the cover for 20 minutes without even opening it. For the past 10 years there has been a painting of a serene image of a lake and clouds and a poorly rendered floating mountain in the distance; but since last week it has been on the floor. I couldnt help but overhear him asking the old woman how her dentures looked and if she liked the shade of pink on the gums- and them complimented how real they looked. Earlier i filled out a health form to update there file; and one of the question asked if i thought my oral hygiene was important and why haha. Then it asked me if i ever considered dentures, and i circled NO and when asked why I said " too expensive".

Im glad he squeezed me in but when he started drilling my tooth i couldnt tell him how excruciating the pain was because my mouth was clamped open with rubber tubing everywhere. I figured the look of terror in my eyes and whimpers of submissive agony that came from me were a non verbal signal but he assured me what a tough guy i am. I wish my ego was big enough to take the pain out of my tooth while it was being hollowed out with a drill. haha this is just a self confirmation of the perverted nature of a dentist and why he chose this sadisti profession. in the end i shook his hand and thanked him for causing me the worst physical pain i have felt all year and booked another appointment for 2 weeks from now.