GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HEAT!!!!!

As all of you collect yourselves after tonight's Heat game, i just want to breath a word of caution that too much excitement these last several weeks can lead to postpartum depression. I wish you the best of luck assimilating yourselves back into the exciting game of LIFE; where we dont just watch it and you need 2 balls to play it.

The greatest sport of all time

I would like to thank all my friends for feeling the necessity to constantly update me with the latest football info on my Facebook; but let me remind you that the greatest sport in human history isnt football, basketball, baseball, tennis, golf, hocky, bad minton, boxing, pogs, kayaking, cricket, rugby, vollyball, tether ball, croquet, bmxing, Jai alai, waterpolo, soccer, womens softball and every other boring ass stupid sport... its professional wrestling. and here is the exact reason why: