Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Butt Steroids

Since when did culinary excellence look like Boston Market takeout? People who post photos of their shitty food they made on facebook, act as if cooking your own meal is performing some magic and not a daily human function. I suppose its because the very idea of cooking dinner for yourself is so nostalgic, that it is likened to quilt making.

When sharing your next exquisite moment of nutritive distinction, please remember to serve at least 2 carbs with every meal and always on top of only the finest foam platter.

Updated 11/20/14

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