How does Portland Abate Graffiti?

By tazing and beating the shit out of an innocent guy who had nothing to do with graffiti.


http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2012/03/federal_jury_rules_against_por.html

this article focuses on a poor random guy that had the unfortunate luck of being misjudged by the cops for a graffiti writer; and got his face creamed into a frappuccino. But nobody once questions the opinion of a dear humble graffiti artist who if he were identified correctly would have been doing the electric boogaloo. There is much focus on the innocent party- but is this Smackdown justifiable if he committed a petty crime? This instance is only a pity because an innocent man received some outlaw justice from our paid in-law police force- but why does a non violent graffito practitioner deserve an ass whipping of a lifetime from the man in a black costume?

In the end we all lose; OUR $250,000 in tax money goes to pay for our mistakes of our own public servant.

Breakin' Faces

Chinese girl gets swallowed by pavement

Top 3 things creepy about this video:

#1) That you could fall through a sidewalk at any moment and never know when or where
#2) That there are cameras filming everyone at all times in China
#3) That somebody will most likely be killed for this mistake and their family will be charged for the execution bullet.

Dead on the highway

HOLY FUCKING SHIT tonight on the way to the gym I saw a human being laying in the middle of Okeechobee Blvd!!! So i busted a U turn and when i ran up to him; it turned into a large sack of laundry lmao

Yucca

The sample lady at my Publix today told me she was cooking YUHCKA... I love the stark contrast, she does not let the fact she is the only white lady working at an all Cuban Publix effect her 1 tiny bit

What Graffiti Artists Do

Recently a serious of internet memes have been going viral, about "what society thinks i do". Ive seen them for virtually everything, so i had to represent the humble graffiti writer. All of my friends who practice graffiti and those who just know about the writing culture in general got a kick out of this.

Hoppy Easter! Now hand over your papers, please!

West Palm Beach police use bunny costume to enforce seat-belt law

WEST PALM BEACH — A man and a bunny were walking down the center median of Okeechobee Boulevard Wednesday morning when the bunny began flashing a sign at passing motorists: "Have a safe, hoppy holiday. Buckle up!"

Amused drivers smiled and waved at the duo. (One motorist even tried to give the man a $20, thinking he was homeless.)

But this was no joke. Both were West Palm Beach police officers out to enforce the state-sponsored "Click it or Ticket" campaign; signalling other officers stationed off Tamarind Avenue when motorists were not wearing their seat belts.

Wearing a seat belt "should be an involuntary response when you get in a vehicle," said Sgt. Matthew Bessette of the department's traffic division. Beginning around 8 a.m., officers cited 50 motorists in the first two hours alone.

Bessette, who came up with the idea of using the bunny costume and calling the one-day effort "Operation Hippity Hop," said it was the department's way of spicing up the educational enforcement campaign. "You never know where we're going to be or what we're going to look like," Bessette said.

That certainly rang true for Kendui Paicus, 30, of West Palm Beach. He said he saw the bunny, but didn't think much of it. Paicus was issued a $116 citation for not wearing his seat belt.

Tesheika Lee said she also saw the bunny but thought she was in the clear because she was wearing her seat belt under her arm. "I knew it was wrong, but it's just not comfortable," she said, before driving away and almost forgetting to slip the top band over her chest.

Before letting the 29-year-old West Palm Beach resident go with a verbal warning, Bessette made sure to explain the correct way to wear a seat belt.

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/traffic/west-palm-beach-police-use-bunny-costume-to-2268029.html?showComments=true&postingId=2292377#commentsList

If you really care about seat-belt safety, how about a large blinking sign that says, "buckle your safety belts"? A lot of people are struggling right now, some with no jobs- a $116 ticket is enough to starve a family for a few nights. Hey kids no power this month- because we're all going camping in the backyard! On top of all this, whose perverted idea was it to dress up as the Easter bunny? Even worse is this name "operation bunny hop"- the last time i checked these were public servants- why does everything have to be named as a military operation?

my favorite part:

"You never know where we're going to be or what we're going to look like"

TWICE THE GOODNESS!!

I JUST FOUND A DOUBLE CHAMBERED PLANTAIN AT PUBLIX!!! NO THIS ISNT PHOTOSHOP- YES THIS IS REAL LIFE!!! I dont even know how to peel this thing! If you are wondering if they charged me for 1 or 2 plantains- i forced the girl at the register to charge me for only 1 plantain due to its mutation.

SCORE!!! Video of me peeling this thing coming soon, IF i ever decide to eat it. Something this sacred has to be saved for my wedding day or my 40th birthday.