Consuming

"waste not, want not"

Living in consumerism means buying inferior products, breaking them, and rebuying crap over and over again. Well not me; i use something until it explodes. My blender has been flying off the hinges and now every inch of it is held together by a forcefield of Gorilla glue. THANK YOU Gorilla glue! Now if only i can find this here leak in the ship



PS- I'm nasty

*UPDATE* exactly one year later and it is still fully in use! I replaced the blade which finally flew apart and it works like a charm! Now i can actually use it to blend items (instead of barely stirring them for me.) I use it more than twice a day #smoothieking

For real G'z only

The other day i was having a conversation and all of a sudden i got this weird prompt in the middle of my G-chat. THIS CHAT IS OFF THE RECORD. They dont call it G-Mail for nothing.

And now a lesson in trickin' by some real mutha fuckin Gz

A public service announcement

IN CYBERSPACE, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM!

so type in all capitals and let the world know when you mad

Big Brother is watching, yo!

Google+ the next big thing according to all the big things. All i see is another trendy way i can build content for free to make somebody else more of a billionaire. Or maybe its the perfect thing for some teenager enlisting into the world of information exploitation.

Who am i? Where do i live? What is my purchasing power? What do i like to shop for? Where did i go to school? A list of all my friends and family? What are my political motivations? Add a few hundred photos and you have yourself the perfect intimate Dossier that none of us would ever dream of giving away ten years ago! I remember when the idea of putting a picture of your face on the internet was unheard of- then just 5 years later at the apple store they banned mypsace from their computers because little girls were showing there tits and uploading it to their pages.

Keeping it real

I just wanted to take this moment to remind you all that sometimes; you got to keep it real.

Contemporary relationship statuses, now updated with facebook

I noticed today one of my friends had a new relationship status that i havent seen before. i didnt know facebook had all these contemporary relationship options like "is in an open relationship with blank". Do they have any other statuses for the modern couple like "is cheating on blank", "is usurping blank", "is just sleeping with blank for revenge/money/career/boredom" or how many times have we seen this popular gem "is in love with blank, but blank doesnt know what blank really wants"

Antarctic Flow

I don't know exactly what people can spend their money on in Antarctica but if you want to buy some ice; I also got this bridge I can sell you in Brooklyn

http://www.bankofantarctica.com/currentissues.php

The little things

it is so refreshing to know that wherever my friends go, they will always be reminded of me.

Rationalize Free Zone

PLEASE CLEAR THE AREA!