Sunday, June 26, 2011
THE DEATH OF BLOCKBUSTER
I'll be pissing on your grave you greedy pieces of shit. If i think of all the money i have spent on you all these years, now i stand before you- a beaten dog. All your locations are closing because you couldnt keep up with the times and people were sick of you muscling them around like you were the only game in town- and for a while you were. You murdered so many neighborhood video stores- but you almost choked on your own fat when you created BLOCKBUSTER MUSIC. Your ridiculous claims of "no more late fees" (but yeah late fees) almost fucked you. Netflix came around and launched a spear through your chest so you were forced at gunpoint to quit ripping people off. Then you tried again to be on top of the world until redbox knocked you down to size. So where are we now? Oh now redbox is only at Walmart and in every grocery store it has been replaced by a BLOCKBUSTER EXPRESS? ok whatever, fine. Its not as good as a selection but for .99 cents i'll deal with it and applaud you for becoming more humble- wait whats this? WHAT the FUCK!!! I just paid $2.99 for one night of True Grit because it is a new release?? You just got to have your way you piece of shit. Go ahead and choke on it you greedy mother fuckers, i'll be laughing my ass off when you implode.
RIP BLOCKBUSTER, your days are numbered.
OH AND PS- REMEMBER THESE? WELL IM NEVER RETURNING THIS SHIT SO YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!!!