Monday, August 12, 2013

OH YEAH BROTHER


Question:
Can I print using only the black ink cartridge when the Color cartridges have run out?

Answer:

No, your Brother machine is designed to stop ALL printing operations when any of the ink cartridges are empty. This is to ensure the life of the print head and maintain premium print quality. If the unit were to continue printing, print jobs and cleaning cycles would suck air from the empty cartridge and damage the print head. The only way to continue printing is to replace the empty ink cartridge(s).


UNTIL NOW YOU SONS OF BITCHES:

Friday, August 9, 2013

Can i have $2 bucks?

My new neighbors across from my unit just bumped into me and introduced themselves. I thought that was really nice of them and greeted the new neighbors- then after 10 seconds of introduction they said they needed milk. Before i had a chance to offer some of my milk they asked if they can have $2 bucks, well actually, they need five bucks to get milk...

tl;dr- i just got panhandled by the new neighbors

Thursday, August 1, 2013

the cheapest, most nutritious food in human history- corrected





Recently, The New York Times toilet paper has published (or advertised) that the McDouble to be the “the cheapest, most nutritious and bountiful food that has ever existed in human history”; so i dug up this old research journal that found some Mcdonalds meat has as little as 2% meat. I suppose we are being to liberal with the usage of the term "meat"

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18995204