Big Brother is watching, yo!

Google+ the next big thing according to all the big things. All i see is another trendy way i can build content for free to make somebody else more of a billionaire. Or maybe its the perfect thing for some teenager enlisting into the world of information exploitation.

Who am i? Where do i live? What is my purchasing power? What do i like to shop for? Where did i go to school? A list of all my friends and family? What are my political motivations? Add a few hundred photos and you have yourself the perfect intimate Dossier that none of us would ever dream of giving away ten years ago! I remember when the idea of putting a picture of your face on the internet was unheard of- then just 5 years later at the apple store they banned mypsace from their computers because little girls were showing there tits and uploading it to their pages.

3rd party names

I go through Several aliases when filling out forms etc; so its always funny to hear the clever names i get called when my information is sold to 3rd parties. I had a telemarketer call today asking for a "MISTER... is MISTER there? is this MISTER?"

spam

you know what would be cool? if i got spam emails about learning how to get into debt, reducing the size of my penis and watching girls read books on live webcam

and with that... i cue the music

Wheres my water pistol at?

so i won a new watergun on ebay for practically nothing and its been 2 weeks; so i sent the seller a question to ask if he sent it yet? and here is the answer i got:

"HEY MAN it was sent out last week. It was slow to go out since my nephew was murdered and i was out of town for his funeral. ALso when i got back my motor blew up in my car and I had to wait to get ride to post office since we live 25 miles from post office and don't have delivery here at home since it is a rural area and we have PO boxes. thanks"