Flying Saucers, an origin story

 As some of you may know- i grew up a massive fan of scifi and conspiracy theories. This has not changed at all, but as a card carrying conspiracy theorist, i delve into the world of the unseen and above all SKEPTICISM. Do I want aliens to be real? sure! but when the Govt starts releasing UAPs, i start leaning more toward how the entire thing was a psychological phenomena at best and a psy-op at worst. without going off the hinges, i wanted to share with you a little mini doc that caught my attention. its so insignificant that many occasions i would spend entire nights searching over and over for it, no search engine or AI could find it because I think the video severely understates its implication. So I am going to make the bold claim here, that this artist and sculptor played a pivotal role in formulating the impression of what a flying saucer even is- BEFORE roswell. Before the hoaxes, before the sightings, even a decade before the Govts very own real flying saucer they produced (Avro Canada VZ-9 Avrocar), before all this was Alexander Weygers and his discopter. After watching this, i am nearly convinced that these visuals were seeded and planted in the very imaginative minds of people which eventually spread like a meme. Any test plane you may have seen was most likely this saucer because someone else said it was, now you seen it too. A social contagion that originated from an obscure illustration. THIS IS MY OWN PERSONAL THEORY <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/xCr2mqR3VN4?si=F6w8XGm24KrObwfO" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" referrerpolicy="strict-origin-when-cross-origin" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Boomerbook Lunacy

 

This is a real house, somebody actually vandalized their own home in hopes to advertise to the world about their negative experience with their estranged house cleaner. FYI its been like this over a YEAR. This image was posted to Facebook recently and someone chimed in on how they enabled this behavior.

Comedy ay? So I included this suggestion under my post

Let the world know how serious you are about bringing down the entire neighborhood to get your message across.

The foot clan all ages lock-out

 

Nobody really ever recognized what contribution The Shredder made to the community; free martial arts lessons and after school programs for the kids in a time when new york was a deadly place to live

Voting for Kanye in 2020!

Its election season again (its been for the last 2 years) and everyone has a right to their own political opinion. What I love about being an staunch advocate for Kanye West 2020 is the reciprocated respect I demand for entering the opinion arena. I have to hear all day about people throwing their chips on two out-of-touch old white guys pushing 80 years old, but Kanye is a man of his contemporaries; the type of celebrity billionaire that common people can relate to. At his first campaign rally last weekend, he just promised 1 million dollars to every woman who gives birth. Some of you will say "thats ridiculous!", but a few months ago another political outsider Andrew Yang promised $1,000 monthly Universal basic Income for everyone. If receiving $12,000 annually for existing was a competent idea in 2019, why cant we just receive a lump sum at birth and all be born millionaires? National debt has never been a campaign issue for Presidents before so we shouldn't start now, besides who doesnt like money?

I know previously I advocated for non participation in 2020, but I have been convinced this is the 6th most important election of our lifetimes. So this year I want to say YES:

Yes I will vote for Kanye West,

yes I will flip-flop on my principles,

yes I will cherry pick past every stupid thing he says,

yes I will focus on the positions I like most that effect me exclusively,

yes I will believe every absurd campaign promise he makes ,

yes I will adopt new fervent positions I never cared about,

yes i will self-administer anesthesia and ignore his questionable mental health,

yes my irrational belief in Kanye is no different than you for your candidate,

yes you told me to "get out and vote" so here it is

The most credible thing I can declare in the years of my experience with politics; if you don't vote its a vote AGAINST Kanye2020, if you do vote for Trump its a vote AGAINST Kanye2020, and if you do vote for Biden its a vote AGAINST Kanye2020. The choice is clear, West is Best, be easy with Yeezy, vote for Kanye and rip Harambe. Join the Birthday Party, register to vote, let your voice be heard and make a difference!

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/kanye-west-kicks-off-1st-presidential-campaign-event/story?id=71869069

I didnt sign anything

Its nice when you hold the door open for a stranger, but sometimes I hold the door open way too early just to watch you fumble and awkwardly speed powerwalk over to make the door. When a social contract is masquerading as a common courtesy.

high anxiety

I know I been accused of repeating this in the past, but that was sincerely the worst flight i've ever had in my life. As we began our descension, i swore we hit a pocket of bricks and a loud BANG that threw me nearly to the ceiling and bouncing left to right. People moaned, the plane shook and the pilot quickly rapped an unreassuring "please prepare for landing". The Caballero to my right and I both yalped aghast at the same time as the plane jostled us around; although he didnt speak a word of English, when i looked at his pale face, I recognized the familiar language of paralyzing fear. I'm nearly positive the woman to our left shit herself; as the Caballero and I road this horse all the way to landing, my grip leaving a permanent impression on the seat headrest in front of us. As the final nail drove into the uncomfortable hard landing, I felt the image of my spirit momentarily glitch outside my body, then it was finally all over. The Caballero and I exchanged the strongest grip handshake ive ever delivered and shared a momentary laughter of terrified relief. When I got off this flying piece of metal, I kissed the Earth like I was praying to Mecca. Although every part of me wants to scream out "i'm NEVER flying ever again" I know realistically that is not an option. So instead I just say FUCK FLYING, FUCK IT FOREVER!!!!

Hurricane tips

Seemed like a good idea to pass this on:

A few 🌪️hurricane tricks for Floridians who are seasoned storm veterans:

1. Share  memes laughing and taunting the hurricane while its still a week out and off the coast of Africa.

2. Deny it can ever hit your location and try to remember the last time a really bad hurricane happened in your recent memory.

3. Live your life casually and make plans for the weekend as if nothing is happening.

4. One day before the hurricane hits, panic and buy all the cheap price gouge-free bread there is on the shelf, leaving dozens of other unprepared floridians to starve.

5. Nail a used door to your sliding glass entrance and refreshen tape to all windows, since windows already had disintegrated tape from previous hurricane 1 decade prior.

6. Throw all chairs and patio furniture into neighbors pool.

7. Get drunk and walk around barefoot during eye of the storm to survey damage.

8. When the storm is over, leave the house to buy more bread and speed through intersections without traffic lights.

9. Consider looting your local dollar general and any unattended generators you come across.

10. When power is restored, post on facebook about how this storm wasnt so bad meanwhile 70% of people in your city still have no power and are  repeating points 7-10.