Ebay Virgins

I always feel so honored taking someone's Ebay Feedback virginity. Ide like to imagine they have been saving themselves their whole life for me... or did i just happen to come around at the right time when they wanted to get rid of it?

Wheres my water pistol at?

so i won a new watergun on ebay for practically nothing and its been 2 weeks; so i sent the seller a question to ask if he sent it yet? and here is the answer i got:

"HEY MAN it was sent out last week. It was slow to go out since my nephew was murdered and i was out of town for his funeral. ALso when i got back my motor blew up in my car and I had to wait to get ride to post office since we live 25 miles from post office and don't have delivery here at home since it is a rural area and we have PO boxes. thanks"