Rationalized Memes For Fat Chicks

yeah but you wont though.

OH YEAH BROTHER

Question:
Can I print using only the black ink cartridge when the Color cartridges have run out?

Answer:

No, your Brother machine is designed to stop ALL printing operations when any of the ink cartridges are empty. This is to ensure the life of the print head and maintain premium print quality. If the unit were to continue printing, print jobs and cleaning cycles would suck air from the empty cartridge and damage the print head. The only way to continue printing is to replace the empty ink cartridge(s).


UNTIL NOW YOU SONS OF BITCHES:

Can i have $2 bucks?

My new neighbors across from my unit just bumped into me and introduced themselves. I thought that was really nice of them and greeted the new neighbors- then after 10 seconds of introduction they said they needed milk. Before i had a chance to offer some of my milk they asked if they can have $2 bucks, well actually, they need five bucks to get milk...

tl;dr- i just got panhandled by the new neighbors

the cheapest, most nutritious food in human history- corrected

Recently, The New York Times toilet paper has published (or advertised) that the McDouble to be the “the cheapest, most nutritious and bountiful food that has ever existed in human history”; so i dug up this old research journal that found some Mcdonalds meat has as little as 2% meat. I suppose we are being to liberal with the usage of the term "meat"

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18995204

Jamie Foxx wants to remake Spawn and Tyson

Does anybody else find it weird that Jamie Foxx wants to redo both spawn and a Mike Tyson movie; Both movies that Michael Jai White already starred in? Its like saying- "those were good movies bro and im going to let you finish, but i am the best black actor of all time and im totally going to redo them."



http://flicksided.com/2013/07/26/jamie-foxx-aggressively-pursuing-spawn-reboot-mike-tyson-biopic/

Overachievement at the expense of one's personal life

What would happen if a man spent his entire life with the ambition of serving another mans dream and achieving an ideal that wasnt original his own? Then what if in the middle of all this work his story ended early? It's sad to think the only mark left on this Earth is now hiring a new position or installing a new cog for the machine to replace him.

The Distraction is over

For those of you who did not dedicate more than 5 minutes of research on the internet for the facts of the Zimmerman/Trayvon case, i would ask you to reserve your opinions until you do. The media has sensationalized this story and exploited racism among the weak emotionally minded of this country. If youre looking for your reason to hurt innocent people based on something as arbitrary as the color of their skin, burn down buildings or go on a shooting spree- then let this verdict be the excuse youve been waiting for to celebrate violence with violence. For everyone else who is not a psychopath, I feel pity the broken family that lost a young man and for the racially divided population who were so easily manipulated.

The sad truth is:
If Zimmerman was black and killed Trayvon, it wouldn't be news and nobody would care;
If Zimmerman was a real Cop and killed Trayvon, it would be internet news and nobody would care.