Monday, December 31, 2012

Racist Cakes

This was my moms favorite snack cakes growing up... racist much?



Friday, December 14, 2012

I'm not excited when i see stories like this in the media; it doesn't titillate me like some new 24/7 dramatic TV show. I see it as exploitation of the victims and a pathetic attempt at turning a tragedy into a political psa. If you want these sort of bizarre acts of hatred to discontinue #1 stop sensationalizing these events on television and #2 society as a whole needs to work on its morality and virtue.

Here is a psychological perspective on news coverage of mass shootings






There was one song that came to mind a few times today, i thought was just too appropriate.


Friday, October 12, 2012

My Letter to the Department of Treasury: UPDATED!

http://planetpalmbeach.blogspot.com/2012/02/my-letter-to-department-of-treasury.html

This September while visiting Washington DC, i found myself wandering around and bumping into the Department of Treasury!  With its grandiose columns staring back at me; so i decided i would address my grievance in person! I didnt know the time was 5:30pm and most people left home for the day, so as soon as i walked inside the building a secuirty guard walked up to me with his hand on his gun said "HOO HO WOAW WOAW woaw.... What are you doing, we are closed, hours of opperation out over what are you doing here?"

 I put my hands up and said "Hey now! Is this the department of treasury??" 

Security Guard "yes it is, but we are closed for today. What is your business here?"

"Ok, i wanted to talk to somebody in person. See i was in the area and decided to stop inside; about 7 months ago i sent you guys a letter about... some bills"

All of a sudden the security guards face when from offensive to completely confused. With a utterly disarmed face he repeats ".... Bills?" and cocked his head a few degrees.

"Yes some destroyed bills i sent here, it was several months ago and i wanted to get an update?"

Security guard "OH youre looking for Bureau of Engraving and Printing. They all have already gone home today, you can come in tomorrow at 9am"

  So no dice on addressing my grievance. I just about gave up on my destroyed bills until about a month later look what i got in the mail!  I got this mysterious government check for $19 in the mail.  I held on to it for about 2 weeks having no clue what it was for. I was afraid to bring it to my bank in case there was a mistake and i would have a swat team at my door for cashing it. Then i realized it was from my original destroyed bills; exactly eight months later and the Government delivered!  apparently $14 was less than 50% but $19 was good!



Anonymous American Flag Guy Fawkes Mask

I recently modified a Guy Fawkes mask based on a graphic I saw on facebook last year.






https://www.etsy.com/listing/111952733/guy-fawkes-v-for-vendetta-anonymous

Monday, September 10, 2012

Rememeber 9/11

11 years ago marks a loss of innocence. Today when I remember 9/11; my thoughts are with the victims, the first responders, the police officers, the firemen and everyone across the world who was affected since that day. This event was a tragic example of extremists under the influence of collectivism and i wave sense of caution to remind us all never to fall into a similar way of thinking.



Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Obamney


So now Obama AND Romney are both sending me letters. Somebody out there really must have a good sense of humor? I have a lot of Return to Sendering to do; time to waste some more of that Goldman Sachs money

Monday, August 13, 2012

Post Offensives

So normally i go to the post office to drop of my packages but since the location by my house went broke and closed down; i decided just stick it in the convenient blue mail box. As i drive up to the mailbox, about to deposit my mail, i realize that- oh whats this ITS OPEN AND EXPOSING PEOPLES MAIL OUT OF THE BACK!!!! It will be open from now all the way until tomorrow around 5pm when somebody will do something. I'm sure the honest people in the neighborhood wont help themselves to the free netflix dvds? Being the honest person I am i had the idea to just remove the mail and bring them with me to another location; but as the notion entered my head I was interrupted by a passing police car and realized i would be sent to prison for even being in the vicinity of this mailbox. So i cautiously left a note for all the other dear patrons of the usps NOT to use this particular mailbox.

Government service at its finest