Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Promethius

Have you ever thought for a moment that our beautiful little continent, on our pale blue speck of planet, in our insignificant galaxy within the incomprehensible enormity of the universe- that we are just a thought; a mere notion in the mind of the grand creator. That only a divine entity could have the sense of humor to dream up a sentient being, with the mental capacity of doubting his own creators existence.


Saturday, July 14, 2012

New Skool



*Correction

For the record, pant saggin' is an antiquity from the early 90s period. It was not established in 2010; but instead capitalized by record labels dressing their actors to ride the coat tails of the gangster rap trend. They still wear them just as low but the only noticeable difference now is the decreasing size of the pant size IE skinny jeans.

By the year 2017, thugs will be saggin' bare-assed in jeggings.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Oh thank heaven!

Happy Seven Eleven day! Yes you can go celebrate by having a free slurpie but i will be enjoying a birthday cake; Happy birthday to me! In honor of this simultaneous day of excellence, i decided to visit my local 7-11 and wish them a happy day. They praised me as the official messiah of their company and we rejoiced together honoring the day of my birth. Thanks again, you tha' MAN Rafique!






Yeah this just happened; 7/11 on 7/11 at 7/11 with 7/11

Sunday, July 1, 2012

thanks

Thanks instagram for turning everyone with an iphone into a professional photographer/supermodel. Education, internships, experience, talent, $5,000 dollars of photography and lighting equipment- throw it away!


Thursday, June 21, 2012

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HEAT!!!!!

As all of you collect yourselves after tonight's Heat game, i just want to breath a word of caution that too much excitement these last several weeks can lead to postpartum depression. I wish you the best of luck assimilating yourselves back into the exciting game of LIFE; where we dont just watch it and you need 2 balls to play it.



Monday, June 4, 2012

RIP Eduard Khil

Rest In Peace Comrade Eduard Khil. Your songs were beautiful, and your most famous song was a universal sound of joy that will be in our minds, in our hearts and broadcasted into outer space forever.

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Happy Mothers day!

To all the baby Mamas out there! All the working class, going to school, single ready to mingle and even the happy married ones too. This is your day, kick your heels off and enjoy the day in your honor! Special thanks to my Dear old Mom- love you and wish i could be in Texas today!