thank you for holding, please hold

If your life's ambition was to become an accomplished jazz musician; one way of achieving your dreams to be heard by a national audience is to give up all credibility and write a never-ending jazz composition, to be heard while on hold for a customer service representative.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HEAT!!!!!

As all of you collect yourselves after tonight's Heat game, i just want to breath a word of caution that too much excitement these last several weeks can lead to postpartum depression. I wish you the best of luck assimilating yourselves back into the exciting game of LIFE; where we dont just watch it and you need 2 balls to play it.