Showing posts with label Apocalypse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Apocalypse. Show all posts
Tuesday, June 23, 2015
Robot Apocalypse
Smoke detectors are resilient little objects. It’s the one device I need
that has never done anything for me, except annoy. Your selfish will to
survive is so great, that when running out of battery life, you
abandon your smoke post and choose to shriek every few minutes until
replaced. Now that I’ve reached my wits end and ripped you out of the
ceiling, torn out your still beating battery heart; somehow you still
chirp. Its conclusive, smoke detectors are the subtle beginnings of the Robot Apocalypse.
Labels:
android,
Apocalypse,
robot,
smoke alarm,
terminator
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Apocalypse
So this is hell... Satan was a bit sloth so he just copied the earth exactly. Its going to be an awkward Sunday mass for Harold Camping... Can i get a Matthew 25:13? Amen Brother
And now back to our regularly scheduled apocalypse
And now back to our regularly scheduled apocalypse
Labels:
Apocalypse,
earth,
end of days,
fool,
harold camping,
religion
Friday, May 20, 2011
Judgement Day... *Dramatic music*
so by the way, nobody freak out or anything but in case you didnt get the memo- tomorrow is judgment day. Any ideas on how to ring in the apocalypse?
http://judgementday2011.com/
I always wonder if these guys are sitting in their chair thinking either everybody will feel so dumb when it starts raining fire or how dumb they are going to feel when nothing happens. Its a 50/50 bobo chance
No regrets, Vaya con dios!!!
http://judgementday2011.com/
I always wonder if these guys are sitting in their chair thinking either everybody will feel so dumb when it starts raining fire or how dumb they are going to feel when nothing happens. Its a 50/50 bobo chance
No regrets, Vaya con dios!!!
Labels:
4 horsemen,
Apocalypse,
end of days,
harold camping,
judgement day,
rapture,
religion
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